My Bed is a Matchbox!

I feel like Tom Thumb. My bed is approx- imately 3 feet by 5 feet and doesn't sit very high off the ground. To demonstrate, I took my size 10 1/2 shoe and propped it up against the bed. It is SMALL and as hard as a piece of plywood. To make matters worse, I think the pillow is actually a twenty pound bag of kitty litter with a pillow cover over it. It is hard, weighs *WAY* more than any pillow should, and you can feel the course pieces of litter as you squeeze the pillow.

All I know is that if a spontaneous pillow fight breaks out, I'm kicking ass and taking names! :P